Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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