Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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