it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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