Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
false alarm, still single
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