Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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