There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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