Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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