Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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