This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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