I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just had sex bonerless
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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