I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Randomize