3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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