Sry I called you an 8
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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