dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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