Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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