Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You're like the curious george of whores
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
whose ass print is on the piano?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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