yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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