Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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