YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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