David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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