Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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