feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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