Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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