the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
