Soap is not a condiment
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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