Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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