took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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