I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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