please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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