I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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