sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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