Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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