i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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