butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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