I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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