So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
