I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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