The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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