She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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