If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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