hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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