Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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