He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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