he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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