just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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