I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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