Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
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That's how twitter works, right?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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