It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
