My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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