I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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