what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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