I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You coming home soon, man?
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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