Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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